7bottles:

imagine having a nice smile and perfect teeth and nice lips and nice eyes and nice eyebrows and nice hair and a nice body and a nice face and nice clothes and just wow just imagine

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

(Source: chorui)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial)